Post by DaCouch269 on Jul 26, 2003 21:06:21 GMT
KEEP THESE IMPORTANT FACTS IN MIND EVERYTIME YOU INTERACT WITH YOUR COMPUTER!!!!
1) The xp logo sounds better when you play it backwards
2)To sell an old computer fast and for a high price, simply stick a "pentium 4 processor" sticker to it, hey compaq's been doing it!
3) If you use windows 95, and it seems sluggish, simply open up the computer and take out the moths, dead mice, the spoon you dropped in there, etc.
4) Always keep a bat or hammer handy for emergency situations
5) Never attempt to varnish the keyboard.
6) When cleaning the monitor screen, use a soft, damp with water. I find that peanut butter tends not to work as well.
7) Never cough when at the computer when your mouth is full of icing sugar (from actual experience)
8) Never attempt to sell Ebay on Ebay.
9) If someone emails you a bang head here sign, always print before using.
10) Whoever reads #10 is gay (couldn't resist)
11) Never have a private chat with yourself while in a chat room. You will most likely end up getting in a fight with yourself, and may even put yourself on block.
Anyways that's my Words of Wisdom. Feel free to post your own!
1) The xp logo sounds better when you play it backwards
2)To sell an old computer fast and for a high price, simply stick a "pentium 4 processor" sticker to it, hey compaq's been doing it!
3) If you use windows 95, and it seems sluggish, simply open up the computer and take out the moths, dead mice, the spoon you dropped in there, etc.
4) Always keep a bat or hammer handy for emergency situations
5) Never attempt to varnish the keyboard.
6) When cleaning the monitor screen, use a soft, damp with water. I find that peanut butter tends not to work as well.
7) Never cough when at the computer when your mouth is full of icing sugar (from actual experience)
8) Never attempt to sell Ebay on Ebay.
9) If someone emails you a bang head here sign, always print before using.
10) Whoever reads #10 is gay (couldn't resist)
11) Never have a private chat with yourself while in a chat room. You will most likely end up getting in a fight with yourself, and may even put yourself on block.
Anyways that's my Words of Wisdom. Feel free to post your own!
